Reasons why Carolyn and Sarah are single:
- We play rugby/hockey, which are not “girl” sports.
- We like superheroes.
- Our intelligence is intimidating.
- We would rather stay home to watch movies and SNL than go out and drink.
- We are not “clubbers.”
- We do not dress like skanks.
- We are too good at being “one of the guys.”
- We live in the middle of nowhere, in the smallest county in Ohio so we can drive tractors, ATVs, and stick shift.
- We are not as exciting as other girls because we live drama-free.
- There are no Jim Halperts in the world.