“When you come home, it may seem like I haven’t moved all day, but I promise I have. I even left the house.”
I’m only telling him this because when he left at 12:50pm today, I was laying on the couch with the cats watching “Cops” and that’s what he’ll see when he comes home at 6:30pm. I did change the channel for a while so I could watch “Curious George” and “Arthur.”
I’m on vacation.
I can do what I want.